Omnivore’s 100: A brush with bowel-cleaning super tea

Next up in our Omnivore’s 100 series is nettle tea. I’m not a tea person. I’ve drunk coffee every morning of my life since high school.  I have a caffine addiction — the withdrawl headache sets in about 1 pm — that led me to carrying around packets of instant coffee when traveling in remote regions of Asia.  But I think I speak for tea drinkers everywhere when I ask: “What the hell is nettle tea?

The next food on the list is nettle tea. We looked for tea made from the leaves of the stinging nettle in Whole Foods (this list is turning into a Whole Foods advertisement) and The Vitamin Shoppe, the ubiquitous store that I believed only sold un-FDA approved bodybuilding supplements. Nettle tea is also available on Amazon.com.

I wandered around Whole Foods until I found the tea aisle. The racks were filled with a boggling variety of teas touting a boggling array of promises. There are teas for colds, for weight loss, for pregnancy, for getting pregnant, for better memory, better skin, better hair and better moods — just to name a few. 

The closest thing I could find to nettle tea was Allegro Fine Tea’s “Glowing and Flowing.” Although the main ingredient is green tea, nettle is second on the list. (I didn’t want to hold up my blogging by ordering away fro the food.) The name frightened me; the packet described drinking the tea as “spring cleaning for your body.” But at least it’s preferable to the conception tea, which was the only other one containing the super herb.

When I got home and began to research nettle tea, I found that the plant’s promises are equal to that of Whole Food’s entire tea aisle. According to one website, nettle tea fights coughs, tuberculosis, asthma, arthritis, rheumatism, tendonitis, intestinal disorders, skin problems, allergies and urinary tract infections.

However, Foodmatters.tv boils down nettle tea’s charms to one thing: It gets your bowels moving.  ”The nettle leaves increase the thyroid function, increase metabolism and releases mucus in the colon allowing for the flushing of excess wastes,” says the site.

Sure, it tastes like grass clippings, but maybe it’s a way to “flush out” this weekend’s gravy binge. But, a few days and a few cups later, it, um, hasn’t yielded any noticeable results. 

Next up: steak tartar. Impatient? Check out last week’s post on venison

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Omnivore’s 100: Venison down, 99 more to go

Omnivore’s 100

A friend recently forwarded me the list of the 100 foods that every omnivore should eat in his or lifetime.  The list, compiled by a British food blogger at Very Good Taste, runs from the ridiculous (road kill) to the standard (a Big Mac meal) to the pricey (Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant).

 Scanning down the document, I knew it was my chance to join the herds of bloggers who decide to take on a task and blog it to completion. Yes, I’m sure you’ve seen the blogs or read the books or seen the movies of those trying to, say, cook all of Julie Child’s recipes, have sex every day for a year or live a waste-free life. So, for the next year – or however longs it takes – we will eat from one to 100. I will try to go in order, but I’m making no promises.  

Venison

First up, is something I’ve long wanted to try: venison.

It took me two weeks to track down venison. At Yelpers’ recommendation, I tried Whole Foods and then the expansive gourmet grocery Wegman’s (there’s one in Fairfax and off 95 in Woodbridge). Whole Foods told me that they stopped carrying venison because they “we’re sure where our vendor was getting it from.” Wegman’s did have it. But at about $30 a pound, I decided to save my funds for food I knew tasted good.

Fortunately, we went to West Virginia last weekend – a state where everyone apparently keeps a steak (or side) of venison in the freezer. In hunting season – the height of which is next week – school kids have vacation so they can join their parents in the woods with a rifle.  

Considering this, I’m not too surprised I was served venison not once – but twice – in one weekend.  

The first was the tenderloin cooked with honey and truffle oil. It was a bit like pork, dry and dense, but not unpleasant. The second time, we had a leg – or at least that’s what I think it was judging from the bone.  It was stringy like jerky. After a few bites, when the hostess wasn’t looking, it went under the table for the dog.  She enjoyed it.

Next up: Nettle tea.

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Undiscovered neighborhoods part I: Del Ray

 

Mount Vernon Avenue in Del Ray Alexandria

Mount Vernon Avenue in Del Ray Alexandria

 

It should be no secret to our loyal readers that We’re Out of Here are huge fans of Anthony Bourdain.  On one recent episode of his show No reservations, Bourdain explored the outer boroughs of his hometown of New York City.  In keeping with the theme of copying everything Tony does, we decided to explore some of the lesser known “outer boroughs of the DC area. First up in this series is Del Ray, Alexandria. Read More »

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Happy Birthday to us!

We’re Out of Here turns one this week!

It’s been a busy year. We started this as a humble Wordpress blog and expanded to our own website. We traveled up and down the East Coast — covering Maine to North Carolina. We’ve eaten jelly fish, ramps, duck fat fries and lobster fresh from the boat. And we’ve had a beer (or two) in every stop along the way. Here’s a recap of the best and worst of our first year.

The Best Bars

Novare Res Bier Cafe and The Great Lost Bear in Portland, Me.: With the help of the guys from Portland Taps, we found these two amazing beer bars. Great selection, great atmosphere (Novare Res had a cellar quality; The Great Lost Beer bar was like a log cabin in the Great North Woods).  See our post here.

Brewer’s Art in Baltimore:  I don’t understand why Baltimore gets a bad rap with Washingtonians. Bar hopping there makes for a riotous, and affordable, night out.  This bar in particular is great. Its is in the cellar of a Victorian townhouse and on tap are the bar’s own Belgian-style microbrews. Even Esquire magazine noticed; it named Brewer’s Art the best bar in the US this April. Wow!  See our post here.

Flying Dog Brewery in Frederick, Md.: While this is not actually a bar – and we did visit many great bars this year – it comes in 3rd. Flying Dog has an excellent spread of beers of which you can enjoy limitless samples.  The atmosphere at one of these Saturday afternoon tasting is that of a well-behaved college house party – strangers chatting and spilling out on to the back porch. And, did I mention, its $5. See our post here.

The Best Surprises

Yeah, of course Maine was gorgeous and New York City was a captivating metropolis filled with excellent food.  These places/events were just as amazing – in ways we never expected.  

Davis-Elkins loop – Although I’ve been singing West Virginia’s praises since this blog began, I have yet to influence anyone to actually go there. I don’t give up easily.  Follow this route for a road trip, a mellow escape from DC insanity and a getaway that’s great in the winter.  There’s skiing, burritos and beer. Just do it! See our post here.

Kinetic Sculpture Race – I heard about this race from a blogger meet-up. I mentioned that we cover quirky travel, and this event sprung to everyone there’s mind. For the Kinetic Sculpture Race, groups of friends, classmates and coworkers make human-powered parade floats that can float in the bay, push through sand and coast down bumpy brick roads. It’s amazingly odd. Next year, I’ll be bringing a bike so I can better follow along with the race. See our post here.

Ohio Brew Week –The word “festival” (and its cousin “fair”) often makes me shudder. It usually means high prices, hoards of people and lots of vendors pushing useless junk (used laser disks, anyone?) However, this beer festival was the complete opposite. It was festively crowded and reasonably priced. We heard some great music and tried beers I’ll never see elsewhere. And there was a beer choo-choo. See our post here.

The Biggest Disappointments

We really wanted to love to these popular destinations, but they just fell short.

Assateague  – Although camping on the beach sounds romantic and relaxing – think: falling asleep to the sound of the waves and taking an early morning swim — the reality is that you are camping in a hostile environment. Sand is everywhere, mosquitoes swarm and the sun beats down without mercy.  I wanted to love Assateague. But Assateague didn’t love me.  After a weekend of being eaten, burnt and drenched, I submitted. See our post here.

Asheville – Maybe it was the rain, but this southern city let us down. It wasn’t nearly as outdoorsy or hippified as I hoped it would be. Although, West Asheville had a food co-op, coffee shops and dive bars, downtown was too upscale. How many boutiques does one tiny town need?  I think we missed Asheville’s heyday.  See our post.

Best beers

Saison Dupont from Brasserie Dupont: This is a truly world class beer.  If you want an introduction to the style called Saison, this is the beer to try.  My favorite brew, at my favorite restaurants with my favorite person; it doesn’t get better than that. Find it at Annabell Lee Tavern, Baltimore MD

Grand Wazoo Batch 2 at Jackie O’s Brewery: A bourbon barrel-aged sour dark ale with raspberries, definitely a one-of-a-kind beer.  This brew really showed off the range and diversity of the beverage.  It’s flavors are probably more in line with a wine than any beer most people have tasted. Had at: Jackie O’s Brewpub, Athens OH

Dale’s Pale Ale from Oskar Blues:  Our go-to summer beer.  Dale’s is a very tasty IPA that comes in a can.  Naturally, makes it perfect for camping, tubing, and backyard barbeques.   Had at: just about every trip that involved a cooler.

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Finding West China in Flushing, Queens

 

Flushing's Chinese supermarkets are the real deal

Flushing's Chinese supermarkets are the real deal

 

When it comes to Chinese food there’s different levels of authenticity.  There’s Chinese takeout – those white paper cartons of greasy fried rice. There’s dim sum and Sichuan places that are packed on Sunday with Chinese families ordering from the secret Chinese menus. And then there’s Flushing, Queens, a place that so eerily resembles Beijing, it inspired flashbacks. Read More »

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Our guide to the area’s best budget chain

I love Gabriel Brothers, the discount department store with a cult following. The regional outlet stocks oversized polyester pant suits and wrinkled sweaters. But look beyond that, and you’ll find Ann Taylor, Anthropology, the Limited and plenty of other mall brands for prices far cheaper than any other of its breed — TJ Maxx, Marshall’s, Filene’s Basement. I’ve walked away with $10 dresses, $5 shoes and $2 shirts.

However, not all Gabriel Brothers are created equal. As the cheapskate I am, I make a point to stop at any Gabes outlet in my path. Here’s my rundown on where to find (or not find) the best bargains in the Mid-Atlantic area:

Hit theses shops:

Cumberland, MD

This is the most upscale Gabes I’ve ever visited. Everything since has been a disappointment. It’s lightening and relative orderliness put it on par with higher-class bargain outlets, such as TJ Maxx. However, its prices are just as low.  It’s also remarkable for having a lot of Ann Taylor and Ann Taylor Loft clothes. I still wear the black, Ann Taylor shirt dress I snagged here for $10.

12101 Winchester Rd.
Suite 23
Lavale, MD 21502

Clarksburg, WV

This Gabes is off the shopping mecca called Emily Drive. It has every chain store and chain restaurant imaginable, and it’s not missing a Gabes. This outlet has a particularly strong men’s section. The other half of We’re Out of Here walked away with a polo, Gap pants and a Calvin Klien button down for $30.

134 Thompson Drive
Gabriel Brothers Plaza
Clarksburg, WV 26330

Skip these shops:

Parkersburg, WV:  While you should always expect Gabes to have a few racks of camo and overalls, this outlet had one hillbilly outfit too many. The men’s department was overrun by XXL sweats and hunting getups. The women’s section, though, was mysteriously empty. The racks were far apart and not well stocked. I wanted to chalk its bad performance up to the changing seasons; it was late August when we visited. But other Gabes aficionados agree that this branch is one of the weaker outlets.  It’s worth driving on to Clarksburg.

280 Park Center Drive
Parkersburg, WV 26101

Winchester, VA: The closest store to my home in Northern Va, was a disappointment. Like the Parkersburg branch, this outlet suffered from a mysteriously lacking women’s section.  There were far too many polyester dresses, ratty overcoats and garments stocked only in size 2 and 18 – but nothing in between. The normally prominent Ann Taylor section was stuffed into a corner and looking like it had just survived WWIII. However, strong men’s (French Connection coat = $20) and home wares (Corningware set = $12) sections almost made up for it.

130-3 Delco Plaza
Winchester, Va. 22602

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